Friday, December 02, 2005

Ana Lucia really pissed now!

Looks like Mayte Michelle Rodriguez will have something more to draw on for her character's anger. She and Cynthia Watros ("Libby"), both of "Lost" fame, were each pulled over for DUI's 15 minutes apart from one another.

Both failed field sobriety tests and were released Thursday on $500 bail each...
Motorists arrested for operating a vehicle under the influence of an intoxicant automatically have their driver’s licenses revoked. They are given a temporary license that allows them to drive, but under several restrictions.

Men can die

Congratulations ladies! Sex is obsolete.

University of Pennsylvania managed to grow mouse "spermatagonial stem cells" in a dish

That's the stuff that becomes sperm. And the neat thing is they've learned how to alter the genes such that the alterations are passed from generation to generation. In other words now that men aren't necessary (and they really haven't been since the invention of the massager), you can guarantee that all offspring are female!

On a side note, treatment for hysteria was first recommended in 1653.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Santa came to the pack meeting

Looking for an ergonomically correct mouse pad that may not be politically correct? Look no further! Chest Rest is the product for you!

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Which of course could be a good complement to your Hizamakura lap pillow.

Unless you are a woman, then you have your boyfriend pillow.
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Slow down you idiots!

A day or two ago (break into song with me!)
I thought I'd run a light [yellow]
But instead I stopped
And did it just in time.

But a guy in the other lane
Two whole car lengths behind
Pressed down his gas peddle
And ran the red light.

For me the light did change
And I drove the speed limit
Making it to the next light
To have a big surprise.

There sat the other guy!
He risked his life and others.
He caused great distress.
He saved himself no time.

He sped like demon.
He got nowhere real fast.
On top of that he wasted,
He wasted much gas!

He risked his life and others.
He got nowhere real fast.
He wasted much gas.
He saved himself no time....

This morning I was the lead car at a stop light. The light turned green and the other cars continued to come, and come and I went ahead and accelerated and they came. Had I the gumption I could have driven straight through the pack of cars continuing to blatantly run the red light. Does this mean we need red light cameras. Let me exclaim "Hell no"! This happened at the intersection of Kington Pike where the state troopers office sits. What this means is a state trooper or city officer needs to stand in the grass in front of the state troopers office and flag down and ticket the offenders.

We live in a cove. It has 7 houses on it but sometimes this cove (a straight stretch and a circle) seems like a speedway. We are off the beaten path but for some reason we are the world's turnaround. Sometimes I park our cars obnoxiously in the street so that the strangers are slowed in their efforts to turn our nearly private street into a dragway. Always seems to help at least for a bit. Blogging Baby points our a much more creative solution.

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I cannot catch up.
Master: Start over and you will be caught up today.