Forget Reality Television; Forget Ed TV; Forget The Truman Show--try "Reality ME!" The entries below follow me throughout my day. Try on my shoes... This blog will document my success or failure on handling the daily challenges. Originally started as an anonymous pessimistic following of a difficult situation (ergo the poorly named cursed-juggler), this writing has turned into a pleasurable medium to inform friends and family and make new friends.
Monday, July 11, 2005
Ouch!
Ok Michael Crook. One, don't stammer. Two, if you are going to be on national television, get a hair cut. Three, ashen gray skin means people aren't hearing your words because they are asking themselves "just how long has this guy been dead?" Four, cucumbers on the eyes. Five, day spa not night club before going on national television. And most importantly, six, think before you speak. Fox news bats one home.