Friday, May 14, 2004

UFOs

Mexican Air Force pilots film unidentified objects

"This is historic news," Maussan told reporters. "Hundreds of videos (of UFOs) exist, but none had the backing of the armed forces of any country. ... The armed forces don't perpetuate frauds."
In other news, Mexican Airforce Makes Decision to Disallow Pilots From Taking that 'Relaxing Shot of Tequillia' Just Before Take-off Due to 'Abuse Issues' and Non-regulation of 'Shot Size' as well as 'Finding Empty Bottles in Fighter Jets'.