Now that's some hose work!

Firefighters Suspended for Sex on Duty

...three men, including a captain, admitted to having sex with a fourth firefighter, a woman, while on duty..."They even conspired to keep it secret by putting one person on watch so they wouldn't get caught."...The probe follows an investigation after city firefighters attended a local porn-star costume ball last July.

Hehe! They had the balls to type "The probe" within the context of that article!