Forget Reality Television; Forget Ed TV; Forget The Truman Show--try "Reality ME!" The entries below follow me throughout my day. Try on my shoes... This blog will document my success or failure on handling the daily challenges. Originally started as an anonymous pessimistic following of a difficult situation (ergo the poorly named cursed-juggler), this writing has turned into a pleasurable medium to inform friends and family and make new friends.
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Progress!
Finish the game!
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Good Job Blogger! (aka Wacky Stats)
Obviously the blogsphere is enjoying this feature quite a bit! Thanks Blogger.
It's amazing we make it to adulthood
Smoke the cancer away
Has smoking cigarrettes caused you cancer? Fight it back by smoking weed!
When to break bad habits?
It is time to review my authentication method for securing my websites as I move into the login process of my overseas project. I anticipate that I will find that my methods are still up-to-date and secure. Macromedia provides a good read on the topic with "Building Secure Applications with ColdFusion MX 6.1".
Ah! "In ColdFusion 5 and earlier, the application developer would write all of the code necessary to manage whether or not a user is logged in, validate a user’s identity and credentials against an authorization store, and so forth. In ColdFusion MX, a framework of tags and functions are provided to handle much of the authentication tasks" Sure enough... My techniques are out of date.
This is key! With web server authentication if not using SSL then the username and password are sent as a "base64-encoded string with each request" so without SSL the web server authentication is very weak.
Hmm. That article turned out to be a bit of a let down. In summary, it was a configuration document for configuring RDS on a CFMX box. The only other insigth was that MM has provided builtin tags to replace all the hard work I did on my authentication scripts and roles based security custom tags. So much for all my cool points. See: cflogin, cfloginuser, cflogout, GetAuthUser, IsUserInRole, and the docs on Securing Applications.
A.I.
Student: So shall it be.
The Machines Are Coming! Where's Arnold!
As our technology evolves so that Electric fields assemble devices and Intelligent Fastening Electronics will machines begin to be able to put themselves together? Will they grow to evolve themselves? Are we seeing the beginnings of The Singularity?
Irony
Poverty - An Insider's View
New house rules: If it doesn't make money, I am not doing it. Sleeping doesn't make money. Eatting doesn't make money. Cleaning doesn't make money. Bathing doesn't make money. This will work...
The Tommy Inside All of Us
For my 10th, 11th, 12th or 13th birthday, my folks thrilled me with a birthday party at the local go-cart track and arcade. The track was shaped like:
We were given instructions to run the track as such:
It was hinted to us that we could make better time by "cutting the corners" as indicated by the blue marks here:
My interpretation and execution:
This execution of course included jumping the go-cart over concrete curbs, red-neck driving it through mud and grass, and culminating with my father's consideration of executing me, and the track owner wanting to have us all removed. Some apologies, clarifications and promises kept us having a good time but I felt miserable that my innocent misinterpretation had caused so much trouble and the internal punishment and agony dwelled for a long time. I also felt like a failure in my father's eyes.
Tommy is not so much different than the rest of us. He is just a bigger target on the radar.
Hit the ground fighting
When the lady on the end of the phone suggested that we may not be standing close enough to the stop (a terribly busy road with many accidents) I started in with an excited series of questions like "do you mean you want me to have my kids stand closer to Northshore? What do you want me to do, have them in the middle of the street?" It wasn't until she said, "I just answer the phones" and I replied with, "good. Now I want you to stop 'just answering the phones' and figure out a way to get this bus to pick up my kids!" that she decided to hangup on me.
30 minutes later the phone quit ringing busy and I had the pleasure of speaking with another person. By this time, the school secretary and I already had a discussion with the bus driver. Of course a few sentences into the conversation Cingular drops my cellular connection so I was right back to busy signals but this time for only about 4 minutes.
The discussion with the bus driver, a nice guy, went like this: Driver and secretary talking. I walk up and the secretary says, "oh! Here he is!" Greetings. Nicities. Me, "So what can I do to get you to stop and pick up my kids?" Driver, "I've never this stop before and I can't be stopping and having those kids cross Northshore. Can you get them on the other side of the road?" The other side of the road is a 3 foot section of grass between the busy road and a privacy fence. "[I can't have my kids stand on that dangerous road.]" Secretary, "Perhaps we need to have transportation move the stop." My thoughts of course this means 'put them on the other side of the road with the middle schoolers' which as far as I'm concerned works for me. Me, "In the meantime, if I step out into Northshore, stop the cars, and act as a crossing guard, will you stop?" Driver, "Sure."
Back to transportation. The next call gets me back to the person that hung up on me. After getting her name, I ask, "What can I do to get you to not hang up on me?" She replies, "Be nice. Don't yell at me." My reply, "First off, I didn't yell. I'm an aggrivated father that has watched the bus blow past his kids stop 3 out of 4 days and 1 day it didn't even show up. And you were suggesting that my kids need to stand on a dangerous road to get it to stop." Next I make apologies and agree to not yell if she agrees to hear me out. I compliment the driver as being nice, explain the situation, suggest 3 alternative solutions as well as pointing out the numerous other students that would ride the bus if it wasn't on Northshore, and she explains she will look into it and get back to me.
Electricity is overrated
From the Mouths of Babes
Dad, "Why?"
Noah, "Because I want to collect them."
Dad, "Um, I am going to have to say 'no' since you don't even read the paper."
Noah, "But one day I might want to read a funny from last year."
Dad, "The library collects them for you. They have really old papers too. If you wanted to see what was happening on this day in 1942 you could. Alright?"
Noah, "Alight."
Morning routine
Dog Not Training
Restless Night
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This Morning
Tommy came down at 11pm to explain that he could not sleep. At 1:15 in the morning I jumped awake probably due to something Tommy was doing but when I checked on him he was pretending pretty good or he was actually asleep. At 4:15am Noah's alarm clock went off and I had to encourage him to get back to sleep. At 5am my biological clock said, "get up." and at 5:15 I rose.
The bank is now charging me $6 per day plus $32 on any transaction that tries to go through (which should be none) until I get the account positive again. So, let me see if I understand this right. You are broke so we are going to charge you more money. Keep 'em down! Soon they will threaten to close the account and lecture me on how I will be unable to re-establish myself with any bank.
Monday, August 16, 2004
Oh the blur!
Medical
Cathy says it is anxiety but I think I am handling my stress fine. I'm not concerned about it but its one of those times where if I had insurance I'd consider consulting my gp. It is a little annoying because it's one of those unnatural things your body decides to do that you have no control over. Like a water torture or an eye twitch.
Of Grasshoppers
Master: You were before you asked.