Noah, "Dad can I save the newspapers that we get?"
Dad, "Why?"
Noah, "Because I want to collect them."
Dad, "Um, I am going to have to say 'no' since you don't even read the paper."
Noah, "But one day I might want to read a funny from last year."
Dad, "The library collects them for you. They have really old papers too. If you wanted to see what was happening on this day in 1942 you could. Alright?"
Noah, "Alight."
