and student rights
Friday, April 30, 2004
Dinner
Errands
Bus Loading
Loose some panties?
All this time that you thought your dryer was eatting socks and panties, it was actually a 55 year old man in Japan.
Coincidence or Produced and marketed?
Someone has to be writing material for and help produce Andy Milonakis. Here is a compilation of his videos on Angry Naked Pat. These all have fulgarity in them.
Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop
I'm not sure I completely understand this one yet but its got a bizarre off the wall twisted humor that I find somewhat appealing. It's more than that. It's that "I don't want to be looking at this but can't take my eyes off of it appeal." I think it's mostly the domain name. Regardless, first glaces declares this site "work safe"- nothing attrocious and no nudity. Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop!
Sweets for the Sweet
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This Morning
Had many moments of wanting to get up. Amy at midnight. Again I woke at 2, 4:30, 5 and finally got up at 6 but lay on the couch until 6:20 when I gave Tommy his medicine and then finally got up at 6:30 to get dressed and find the boys socks.
Took the kids to school then returned to find Amy, Cathy and Tommy waiting for his bus. His bus is off and now I'm trying to find anything that requires a re-charge and make sure its battery is fully before I head off on the 5th grade field trip this weekend (3pm today).
Last Night
Got the kids fed, cleaned-up and in bed.
Watched "Kingdom Hospital" with the wife and "Futurama" of course.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
Tommy's Turn with the Horses
Horsing Around
It's wonderful to live in such beautiful country. The sky was picture perfect. The mountains rose around us cutting off any noise civilization creates. The fields of hay blowing in the wind and the variety of wildflowers is just not something that you see everyday and is awe inspiring.
Another highlight of the trip was when a small aircraft flew over. We waved and it waved its wings back at us. Two entities physically separated and completely unrelated connected briefly by friendly gestures.
Overall the break relieved much stress and helped bring many things back into perspective.
Quoted for Clown Day
I was quoted in the Knoxville News Sentinnel! (that link may require a brief registration but its free and easy)
"It's very good for the mind and the cardiovascular system. It also teaches social skills," he said. "You can't juggle without someone coming up and asking what you are doing."
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This Morning
Held my wife most of last night and slept very well.
First bell 4:30-- had the gumption to get up but no the wherewithal
Second bell 5:00-- barely remember it
Third bell 6:00-- rose and woke the kids, Sarah immediately took to hiding under the warm blanket on the couch. I considered stealing it from her but instead went back to bed for "15 minutes"
Fourth bell 6:37-- sprang from bed, ran upstairs to find Sarah still under the blanket on the couch, Noah almost done with breakfast and an innocent "I keep telling her to get up," and gave Tommy his medicine and told him to rise. Then I return to the basement to get dressed. At 6:53 I'm upstairs urging everyone on. At 7:02 Tommy is still in bed and I tell him to have a nice day (this is when he typically starts to get dressed).
Picked up our carpool buddy, hand delivered a birthday invite to his mother, and gave him his report card which had been in the floor board of our other car for a week. I reminded the boys that Noah was no longer to be on his friend's roof. Again, do I deny him those simple pleasures? I know I did some wacky stuff.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
finances - didn't touch them
pay hosting bill - didn't do that either
work on a personal website that got 650 spontaneous hits sunday - didn't touch it
submit my resume to several job possibilities - didn't do that either
put all local web developers contact info into ACT - nope
Buy a paper - I did that!
I shouldn't, but I'm going to bed.
A personal favorite - Eden
Handcuffs very good
Bleeding rose exceptional!
Thinking of loved one - very touching when I first saw this my thoughts drifted to Cathy and I trying to name our baby.
Returned home and cooked some tasty hamburgers. Thanks to the wife for the good pattying. I timed the cooking by juggling torches. When the torches burned out, it was time to flip the burgers. And better exercise than lifting the 12 ounces of beer timer!
After eatting I rushed Noah to soccer practice and reminded him "no wrestling and no hanging on the goal posts" so as I approach the field I see him wrestling, later, the soft spoken Noah who I frequently have to command "speak up" is shouting "I wasn't trying to kick you in the nuts!", followed by some good spinning on the goal posts, a little more wrestling, and then as everyone did the team cheer "Go Yellowjackets!" Noah chimed "Go Yellow Butt Cracks!" He did kick the ball harder than ever and was very energetic in the practice. I'm so proud!
On the trip home Noah made no mention of the his urgent need so after he got cleaned up, the whole crew loaded up to go participate in Baskin Robbins free scoop day. I had one of those fun dad moments on the way to the mall by declaring in the car "to anyone older than 2, before you ask the question, the answer is 'no'". Having seen the carnival being setup in the mall parking lot earlier I knew exactly what was about to be begged for. Of course, given the challenge of figuring out a question, Tommy began chiming off a dozen questions all which the 'no' answer fit beautifully. Then, on que, Sarah screams "ew ew ew! Can we go to the carnival?!" A smile and a tear in my eye! Such poetry!
sidebar: I'd rather take an extended weekend to Cincinnati for Kings Island than waste money on these carnivals. However, when I lived in New Orleans we'd get one a season not a football field's length from my house. I went to them all. I feel some guilt denying my children but I also don't remember a 3 minute ride costing $5 a head. Dean can chime in at any time with my loss of birthday money on the nickle slide as he brought home bags of groceries from the more favorable games.
This is worth the read! It's just kind of thing I'd like to do when I'm 70! The old man, the mountain and the sea
Marketing to Teens Affects Their Attitudes
The poses are very intentional as the real catalog has slight differences than this online version and a forth person has either been photoshopped into the picture or was present for this alternative picture. The differences are very subtle so these exact poses are what the catalog wanted to present.
The party message and the necessity of "alcohol" or drugs to "chill" and "sex" to have fun are very clear. I know that sounds "paranoid parent" but its intended to be more of a pure criticism of their marketing approach.
We picked up more birthday invites, dropped off stuff related to Cathy's projects, did some banking for me, reserved a meeting space for Cathy's zoo project wrapup, tried to see if my phone needs a firmware upgrade or a total replacement but the tech was too busy, bought new sheets, did some necessary shopping for the kids, and pet some puppies.
Then we came home and Sarah spent $165 on a $.35 milk and I tried to turn it into a "value of money" lesson and Sarah ended up in tears and Cathy got mad at me.
In today's Tennesse political news, Financial Commissioner declares state shouldn't have to pay for lava lamps This regarding TennCare.
When she got up she removed the full diaper and immediately threw it in the diaper pail when I let her out of the bedroom. What a good baby! And soooo ready for potty training.
I love watching her play with her toys!
Mouths of Babes
Huffing - Canned Air
I found it interesting that when I bought this at Walmart I had to have an "age verification" which severely slowed me down at the self-serve checkout. This forum discusses the "blackouts" and "paralysis" caused by huffing canned air. Would You Know If Your Child Was "Huffing"? (scroll down to see article. Note 1999 publish date.)
We missed "Turn off your television week" It was April 19-25 2004. Perhaps next year we will strive to turn off the television for a week. Bookmark TV Turnoff Network and White Dot. White Dot claims that science has shown a relationship between toddlers that watch television and ADHD.
China 'Shocked' at U.S. Cold Shoulder in Space US does not rejoice the Chinese accomplishment of putting a man into space. Instead fears that their military controlled space program could pose a threat to the US.
Me thinks the US is starting to sound too paranoid.
Tommy's Stats
I still find these referrer stats so interesting. These are to Tommy's Blog.
21 Apr, Wed, 07:37:17 Yahoo: aspergers knoxville
21 Apr, Wed, 12:35:19 Google: asperger's impersonation
21 Apr, Wed, 13:45:37 Google: "every little thing" unexpectable
21 Apr, Wed, 22:59:34 Google: aspergers meltdown
22 Apr, Thu, 17:03:48 Yahoo: finally teenage autism
22 Apr, Thu, 22:38:25 Google: aspergers teenage
23 Apr, Fri, 01:44:13 Yahoo: Aspergers/reading
23 Apr, Fri, 05:47:14 Google: "spectrum fairness"
23 Apr, Fri, 09:59:58 Yahoo: racist and jennifer hudson
23 Apr, Fri, 12:02:07 Yahoo: psychology behind eatting disorder
23 Apr, Fri, 13:05:11 Google: asperger teenager girls
25 Apr, Sun, 17:08:01 Yahoo: teenage behavior hands in mouth
25 Apr, Sun, 17:40:37 Google: "teenage boy" "sent to bed"
25 Apr, Sun, 23:20:24 Google: "no such thing as asperger syndrome"
26 Apr, Mon, 00:43:31 Yahoo: apsie
26 Apr, Mon, 20:35:37 Google: teenage aspergers
27 Apr, Tue, 12:51:05 Yahoo: www.aspergers.com
27 Apr, Tue, 13:52:50 Google: dentist stuff is the hardest for these kids asperger
27 Apr, Tue, 17:08:11 Google: showed son to masterbate
28 Apr, Wed, 03:10:26 Google: Our Aspergers Teenage Boy
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This Morning
This was one of those mornings I would have given body parts to keep sleeping. Now I did wake at 5am and was wide awake. Had I gotten out of bed I'd be writing a different story. I got the kids up at 6am and went back to sleep until 6:15 when I went up to give Tommy his medicine. Sarah had laid on the couch and sprang from it as I came up the stairs. Then I went to sleep again until 6:30 and I awoke with my head spinning, that kind of dizziness that only lying back down can resolve. I fought it and got dressed then stirred Tommy again at 6:35.
I am dreading today. I want to hide.
Last Evening
I rewarded my computer efforts with some yard work. I intended only to be an hour and ended up being 2 hours. I fixed another lawn mower. So that's 2 out of 3. The two push mowers both work (granted I think I still have a little tuning to do on the 2nd push mower). Now I just have to get the commercial walk (run rather) behind mower working. This is one that I can get a sled for and it does all the work. It's going to be a beast to get running again.
After getting the mower working I grabbed the pruning shears and machette and bush hogged the yard for a bit. Cleared a good bit of brush back and the red bellied woodpecker later thanked me by flying through its newly available flight path. The birdseed that has fallen to the ground has grown so tall that its starting to go to seed. I am certain that this is how the chipmunk found its demise since the cat could hide in that tall grass which was right beside the drainage pipe that the chipmunk lived in.
The evening was spent getting the kids to bed then watching most of a good movie with the wife.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Accomplishment!
Nous sommes desoles que notre President soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.
Sales soar for "Idiot President" bag
Google has lots of advanced functionality but it doesn't jump off the page. I've known for a long time how to use google to search content within one of my own domains but that's not something the common searcher may realize. Soople comes to the rescue! With an easy to use interface, the advanced functionality of Google is now laid at your feet. Enjoy!
I got Amy dressed and she was eager to throw those clothes on. She told me "snap!" for each button. Noah had escaped to school forgetting his backpack and lunch so we took those to him and coincidentally got to see him in the hallway as we left the office.
Next she and I went to Kinko's where she helped me by watching for the copy to come out then handing it to me.
We then went to the post office and she handed the rebates that needed to be mailed to the post master then handed him the money for the stamps. She waved bye to everyone and kept large smiles the whole time.
After the post office she read me a story from her book as we drove to the Boy Scout store for day camp paperwork for Noah.
Then we shot over to Walmart and sent picture messages to Mom while we shopped for ant poison and canned air.
Overall a fantastic run of errands! The rest of the morning was spent detailing one of the computers whose video card may have gone bad. I got all the dust out (completely took it apart) and it almost looks new!
Mouths of Babes
Amy seeing pictures on the wall identifies all the family members.
Since I am holding her and need to put her down I say "I am going to go get you some cloths, ok?" She nods her head with each syllable and slowly says "O....K..." with perfect enunciation.
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This Morning
This is one of those mornings I really would have preferred to stay in bed. I was up at 5am and with almost no motivation I could have gotten up but I drifted back into a deep sleep with strange dreams. I dreamed of being in a lighting store (I think my friends owned) with really tall ceilings and all their displays too high to appreciate. They were giving me directions with road names that apparently I should have known but didn't. A 6 pack of coke played some kind of importance as it was forgotten at first and then I ran back in to recover half of it.
This morning I woke with soreness and a desire to do my stretching exercises but not on the hardwood floor. I am stressed over my inability to put dents into the insurmountable tasks in front of me. Albeit I had a great day yesterday with accomplishes and having worked all day in my office. I even made decisions on how to proceed with some marketing of myself to rapidly bring in some income but that all depends on my ability to revive the art computer.
Monday, April 26, 2004
Movie Web site stirs cloning controversy To promote the movie "Godsend" they have created a website called Godsend Institute that makes it sound like they have an active cloning laboratory and they never make any mention of the movie.
My biggest thrill is that the article mentions the website was built for roughly $10,000 which is about where I would have priced similar work. So at a time I question my pricing models, this is a nice boost to the ego.
Next: Clean a bit.
I am always telling friends about the future of cell phones and some of the cool things that are to come. Here's a writeup of the potential for putting television programming on an SD memory card and viewing it with your phone later. Special thanks to Camera Phone Report for the article.
"I counted only six beers, but who knows how many more there might have been. I don't remember." says man who sleeps though train running him over. It may be time to mend that drinking habit!
How horrific! Pain-Free Tot Is Menace To Herself The child feels no pain. Teeths through her fingers. Pokes her eyes and just doesn't know not to do it!
Iraq adopts new flag, dropping slogan "God is Great". New currency to feature portrait of Bush, Jesus shaking hands Thanks to Fark for the headline!
Words of Babes
"Dada, look fish!" (very clear on fish)
Upon me spraying the table with 409 "Dada, what doing?" I reply "Cleaning the table." She says "Clean d table"
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This Morning
My cough is worse. I am certain Tommy has not be faking his cough. I hope this ends soon. I could not do a successful phone or in person interview right now to save my life. I run out of money this week and Sarah's class trip is at the end of the week. This sucks!
Got up this morning at 5 when I heard Amy fall out of the bed. Could not pull myself out of bed to help her back into her bed or do anything else until 5:45 when she started crying. Got her in bed and got Sarah up then I went back to bed until 6:15 when I got Noah up and gave Tommy his medicine. Then I went back and blogged Friday and Saturday.
Now off to carpool.
Sunday, April 25, 2004
Backyard Rollercoaster
Build you own roller coaster in your back yard, The design employs the same principles as a theme park coaster so the car will not derail Our kids would be superheros to all the kids in the neigborhood! We certainly have the land for it and I've got the skills to build it!
Death to outsourcing! Outsourcing didn't pay off for Conseco "Insurance firm may be at forefront of trend by bringing jobs moved to India back to U.S."
CEO Gary Wendt says that buying India-based ExlServices will save Conseco up to $60 million a year and reduce turnover to less than 10 percent a year.
With turnover in India at 200 percent and cost savings falling short, Wendt's successor, William J. Shea, sells ExlServices at a $20 million loss.
Now heading out with wife and baby to see a health fair at the Jewish Community Center.
Pentagon angered by photos from military mortuary Yes! Let's just hide the fact that people are dying why don't we?
Fuel rod parts missing from nuclear plant
In unrelated news see Vermont Nuclear Scientists taking early retirements out of the country.
Vehicle to autonomous biped robot conversion for the Mini Cooper r50.
Tired of your kids? Auction them on Ebay! German 8 year old girl 'up for sale' on eBay
The cellphone will continue to shape our society. Already in S. Korea cellphones can be used to buy sodas from vending machines and groceries. So, do we ban cell phones? Or integrate them into the edication system teaching students how to research using WAP and creating opportunies with SMS allowing the student another means of interaction with the teacher?
I want my children to know technology, use it and push it to the limits. I like the idea that one day my daughter may send me a brief text message from school telling me of some significant accomplishment and me being able to send her a hearty congratulations back!
Mork moved! Careful what you agree to!
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This Morning
Getting behind on things makes it difficult for me to do things meaning I get further behind. I was too busy to blog yesterday at the moments I had to blog I didn't have time to do so completely so I just didn't do. This is a trap! A trap that will get me in much trouble.
Tommy is the only child here so Cathy and I were able to sleep in. Time to check on him.
Saturday, April 24, 2004
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This Morning
I don't remember much of Sat except that we went to a park in the afternoon and at the very end Amy felt and landed her temple on a metal spike that is used to hold part of the equipment together. It goes into the ground and looks like an oversized carriage bolt. Time had wiggled it above the plastic. She got a nasty goose egg but the bump came out instead of in and it healed quickly.
The grandparents took all the kids except Tommy returning the girlscout on their way home. Cathy and I had a very pleasant evening together and got to sleep in on Sunday!
Friday, April 23, 2004
Circus
The boys went with the grandparents to spend the night. We dropped one of the girlscouts off at her house and another one came home with us to spend the night.
Sick kids
Must go pickup Noah and get back here in time to research TCL before my phone interview in half an hour.
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This Morning
This morning the backs of my
Tommy had me up at 5am and although I was fully awake I could not resist the urge to return to bed. I arose again at 6:08 to get the kids going. The morning went smoothly and I even returned in time to see Tommy off to his bus.
This day is going to be fun. The first part of the morning has to be planning for the IEP, confirming there is not a conflict with the recruiters and if not doing a phone interview, and then the actual IEP. That is all before lunch. After lunch I have to rent a drain snake and get this bathroom sink working well so that the 3 teenage girls that will be sleeping here tonight have running water. Additionally, I have to get the whole upstairs scrubbed. Sometime around 5pm all focus has to change to getting our crew out the door for the circus with the girlscouts tonight. Um.. yes, a computer needs to be repaired and something needs to be done to earn some money (guess I'm buying more lottery tickets :) )
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Wife Time
Casino
Afterwards I stopped by Kroger to buy pullups for Noah and beer for me. At the checkout I had an epiphany and looked up at the cashier with a laugh and said "looks like I'm not planning on getting up from the couch tonight." Smilies were shared by all.
Recovery
Tommy
After handing him off to the Star staff, I began 45 minutes of phone calls from the car. I confirmed with the recruiter that the phone interview would not intefere with the 11:30 IEP Cathy and I have with the school (if it goes badly, we may be looking at creating a class action lawsuit..what fun!). During the call the recruiter told me the interview was not really for the company he mentioned in the voicemail, but for a different company going through the first one. This raised a problem as my other recruiter has been pushing me in the 2nd company and it could look bad for me to be "double dipping." Often hiring managers simply discard candidates that come to the same job from 2 different sources. I called my main recruiter and confirmed some details with him them began phone tag with the other to try to make sure it was truly a different position. Slipped a phonecall into the wife at some point there too.
Tommy did good on his ride threatening to throw up only once. The instructor nipped it in the bud explaining the social inappropriateness of talking about the urge to vomit and suggested that he simply say he is not feeling well and end class early. He quit talking about it.
On the way home I was pulling in for gas. Tommy says, "I need air." So I stop the car in the road and tell Tommy, "Get out." He gets out and leaves the car do open so I can't drive out of traffic. I holler at him to close the door. Then I pull around the grassy median to park opposite of where I dropped Tommy off. When I see Tommy, rather than getting into the grassy part of the median he has sat on the curb, laid back in the grass and extended his legs and feet out into the road. I stop the car and yell at him to get out of the road. As he's standing there I am talking to him and he just bends over and empties his stomach of the 20 ounce (.6 liter) bottle of Gatorade he drank earlier. This is a skill Tommy can do on demand so you never know if he's up to something or really sick. I instruct him to go to a safer spot in the median with a nice manhole cover to sit on then I move the car to get gas. I look back and Tommy is spread eagle lying on his back in the grass! I holler at him "get up or I'll call an ambulance!" The guys on the adjacent pump are confused but watching the whole scene. The station attendant happens to be passing by me to help another customer as I start to call Cathy and scolds me explaining that I cannot make a phone call due to federal law; I almost told him where he could shove the federal law or my cell phone, his choice.
Tommy and I make it home without any further incident and he is told to take a bath..brief whining then he goes.
Another Win
I bring the food home for the kids and rapidly get ready for my evening.
Clown Day
The newspaper was there and I'll be quoted in Wednesday's Living section.
I began teaching first grader's how to juggle. Of the many things that the phrase "herding cats" fits with this is certainly one! It's much fun!
This was Rocky Hill's 24th Clown Day. In Knoxville, apparently this is the only school the Ringling Brothers and Barney and Bailey Clowns visit. They always do a remarkable job and I enjoy getting to speak with them.
After teaching the children for an hour and 15 minutes or so the clowns showed up and did an outstanding performance with dogs, juggling, an acordian and remarkable bubbles blown with their hand.
The kids left for lunch and I got to speak with the clowns briefly (always a thrill). Then Amy and Cathy showed up and we got to interact with the clowns briefly until we started to get in the shot that the news was trying to film (we exited quickly at that point and joined Noah for lunch). Amy did good with the clowns. She didn't seem scared as much as she did the bashful routine she does with strangers.
After lunch I found the first graders had started the next round of activites early so I rushed in to teach my next group. Obviously they were sugared up. The pre-lunch crowd was more focused on learning; the post-lunch crowd just wanted to throw things. There were several students that with some 1 on 1 time I could have had juggling 3 balls in no time flat.
During one of the breaks I actually got some guys and juggled all 5 of my crystal balls. It was beautiful. My pattern seemless. When I did mess up the rubberized gymnasium floor gracefully caught the crystal balls. I did a much better job than I expected. It looks like I'm juggling bubbles when I do it. Must add to the performance!
I enjoy Clown Day very much!
I think I need to wake the wife.
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This Morning
Stressing. I really should wake the wife and ask for her help. I need to stretch. Body sore. I should have laid my clothes out last night. My juggling gear should have already been in order. I go to bed too early and sleep too late all the time!
Blast my memory. A mom at Krispy Creme said we could take the report cards somewhere else for something else free.
Must do's! Juggle and teach juggling at the school for clown day (morning and mid afternoon). (late afternoon) Prepare for casino tonight; ie. refresh my mind on terminology, test wireless mic with small speakers. Submit a resume. (evening) Mock casino; deal craps.
Last Night
I took Noah to soccer and practiced juggling. I went around the bend so that the kids couldn't see me and be distracted. I still had enough of a view to be able to tell Noah to pay attention and ask him to quick karate kicking the other players (the 7 yr old boys love that game!).
Came home and prompted Tommy to get out of the tub which was a task. Spent time in bed talking to wife and eatting ice cream and watching Futurama.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
I won!
When I went down to get Amy she was yelling (gleefully) and jumping up and down in the crib. Her feet must have been grabbing 10cm (4 inches) of air! She is in a talkative fun mood as is typical in the mornings. She makes my day!
As I get her out of the crib, we take a moment to study what's in the crib and she decides "nite nite" (her words for her blankie). Her ritual is that one thing must leave the crib with her. Out of the crib she takes a moment to identify the dog "Luscy" (Lucy) and "Mama, nite nite" (Mama is asleep).
She was wearing my house slippers (looking goofy as a clown) and saying "Dada shoes. Dadas shoes."
Dog gone this girl is smart! She was crying for a cookie so I gave her dry cereal instead and she was standing in front of the utensil drawer and started asking for a spoon. "Dada, a sfoon. Dada, a sfoon."
She is now in her play house yammering away. She spilled some cereal and cried out "Dada, a pill!" so I ran the rescue and put the pieces of cereal that spilled back into the bowl and she was quite happy.
I could go on and on. She is so much fun to be around!
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This Morning
Amy awoke at 12:30am and I couldn't get her to settle. I tried putting her back in her bed after holding her and returning the lost pacifier, blankie (she calls it her "nite nite"), and juice but that nor the crib worked. She lay with Cathy and I for a half an hour then I moved her to the crib. She didn't sleep well because she was up at 6 (I think she went back down) even though I turned the alarm off before it went off. Even though I frequently get up before the alarm, I still want one of these by Harris Communications.
I so wanted to sleep in today. I'm sorta thankful that I have responsibilities that make me get up. I wish I could get back to getting up and exercising. If we had carpet and it was kept clean, I would be more likely to do my stretching every morning and evening.
I am getting really strung. I have to get the art computer working again. I have to do finances today. I have to spend all day juggling. I really need to rent the snake for the pipes. I would like to help Cathy run around and empty the Project Linus boxes (Sarah says the one at school is full again).
Gave Noah Claritin again. I can't tell if he is getting the sniffles or is having allergies again. He's so laid back that it doesn't seem to bother him either way.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Still don't know what the test was for but its not a memory that fades easily. The wife says "you were sexually abused!"
Another documented related story.
Heading out now.
I heard her ranting so I went and opened the door. This morning she had difficulty getting to her toys and she was saying over and over "toy! toy! toy!" so I pulled them out a little and left the door open. Instead of following me out, she decided to play with her toys. Very big girl!
My anxiety is up with mixed feelings on what I should be doing. a) fix Jeep (this is like a keystone. If I fix it, it will aid me in many other activities) b) clean office and garage c) program d) go rent the snake to fix the bathroom sink
Ugh. I'm just dreading getting to work on the Jeep. I don't know why. It's the kind of thing I enjoy. I'd enjoy it more if my tools were organized and the garage were not such a stye.
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This Morning
Didn't want to get up. The first alarm isn't going off. I suspect the volume has been turned down. Time to order an alarm clock from Harris Communication.
Todo: Put new starter in Jeep. Stressing over getting the office and paper work in order faster. Need to be soliciting new work.
Last Night
Spent quality time with the wife. Talked about babies.
Monday, April 19, 2004
They deserve another plug!
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Came home tried but stimmed. Time to help the wife then settle to collect my thoughts and regroup for the evening.
Key dates are here for bills. Time is tight for preparing for performances.
Sometime between 1991 and 2001, a regional sector of the North American Aerospace Defense Command simulated a foreign hijacked airliner crashing into a building in the United States as part of training exercise scenario, a NORAD spokesman said Monday. ie. Everyone knew it was coming...no one knew what to do about it.
My head is swimming. I can't wait for this evening to be done.
Noah and Sarah are home. I need a nap.
Limos
So you think that Hummer turned into a lengthy limosine looks cool? Check out this 747 turned into Limo! (unfortunately, no picture)
Zero Tolerance or George Orwellian High School
Zero tolerance raises alarms "Parents say Katy ISD overdisciplining students for minor offenses" and I'd have to agree.
Bing and other faculty members greet the students as they lift up their shirts and pants, empty their pockets and take off their shoes...
Politically Incorrect Humor
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."
"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Tomorrow the Jeep gets a new starter and I take all the construction debris in the driveway to the dump!
Found some of my books that I've been looking for (magic books, music tablature etc) but still not the Jeep manual.
Time to update the list of missing things:
Things I can't find:
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- the bathroom caulk
- the two caulk guns
- my mind
- a job
- me
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Bouncing between files and job apps. Must focus on one!
More Robotics in the news. Military applications of course. This time a robotic airplane that takes off, drops a bomb and lands without human intervention (except to authorize the drop).
Amy rants "MOm MEE!" and now climbs into my lap to help at the computer. Wow! 5 sneezes! Earlier she said "Dada type" and "Dada's [d]rink" and "frog frog frog" and "redip reedip". She just now almost dropped my coffee mug and surprisedily (such a word?) said sharply "Whoa!" Yuck! She is spitting into my coffee mug! OH! No she is saying "Hot" and blowing into the empty mug!
I recorded Amy's voice and just played it back for her and she got surprised and silenced, stood on my lap, leaning toward the computer, listened for a second said "who dat?" listened some more then said "dat me!"
Blind Blog "One of the first steps to becoming a guide dog instructor is to spend ten days blindfolded..." What a cool concept! I've tried covering just one eye for a weekend and found it incredibly difficult!
Thanks to MetaFilter where I found the link!
I gave her some dry cereal in a bowl and she cheerily said "thank yoooou!"
She looked up and say "Dada er you doing?"
Now she is staring at the cat saying "Eeeww Eeeww"
I wish I could record her all day!
more energy
"Dada phone"
louder and higher energy
"Here dada's phooone!"
Hehe. She just identified a yellow circle on a poster on the fridge as "look daddy, a moon!"
She is such a pleasure. I can't put into words how good it feels to have this little person sit on my lap as I type this.
I just changed the messiest diaper I've ever had. Ok. "Messiest" isn't right. "Gross" would be better. It was like dried spinach on her cheeks with fresh spinach juice running out the legs of the diaper down to the backs of both knees. Yuck!
Anyhow, when I came up I disturbed the cat on a hunt. We obviously have a mouse in the kitchen (I've found evidence). I know where it lives and the cat does too. She is staring down the gap in the cabinets where the mouse enters and exits. The cat must have been on alert all night long. Earn your keep cat!
Amy is awake.
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This Morning
Had trouble getting to sleep last night. At 1am I finally drifted off. I was torn between sleep and staying up and cleaning. I knew if I stayed up the morning would be hellish but the productivity would have been great.
Got up on the 2nd bell at 6am. Never heard the first bell. I suspect the volume has been turned down.
Expectations. Are they wrong? I keep a reading light on a specific spot on the head board of our bed. That way if I need light in the night I can reach up and grab in and in seconds I can have light. This reading light keeps getting "cleaned" and this morning it was so well hidden that I had to turn on the overhead light, disturbing the wife's sleep, to find it. My wife has an expectation to not have a cluttered headboard (really a built in book case at the head of the bed). So how do we find a happy medium here? Simple answer. She needs to pick a spot that she likes the reading light to be and I need to know where the spot is.
Sunday, April 18, 2004
Duke University Cuts 8 A.m. Classes
Foiled al-Qaida Attackers Caught Red-Handed With WMDs
Afternoon was spent at the inlaws with Cathy's brother, his wife and kids. A good time was had by all.
Evening was spent accomplishing nothing but irritating the wife.
I also could happily spend the rest of the day cleaning and throwing stuff away.
She says..he hears
He retorts: "I haven't been outside yet."
She ponders.
She says: "I wonder if Sarah's glasses got returned [to the mailbox] last night."
He hears: "Get your lazy ass out and get the paper! Bring in the glasses while you are at it!"
He submits.
They have happy marriage!
"The secret to a happy life is a happy wife!"
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This Morning
The alarm clock went off at some ungodly hour. I never recovered a deep sleep after that.
7something Tommy begins drumming on the walk for attention. It's one of his announcing techniques: "I'm awake but I don't want to bring my medicine to down to you."
I decide to get some coffee going and give Tommy his medicine. He either returns to sleep or lounges in bed. Half an hour later Amy is playing happily in the room she shares with Sarah. A bit later I decide to open the door and she looks up at me from her sitting position in her toy box with Toy's piled all over her as if to say "what? I'm busy" so I leave the door open and return to Blogshares and she continues to play finally emerging 20-30 minutes later. What a happy well-rounded confident child!
Tommy rises and watches Amy while I bath. The wife is up shortly after and I decend into the basement for blogging, mental review of yesterday, planning for today, and coffee!
Saturday, April 17, 2004
I wasn't really looking forward to this as I'm not sports buff but I do enjoy watching the game. However, this event turned out to be a very special treat. In college I was a huge fan and went to all the games. I never went down on the field. This was my first time ever on the grass. It was pretty cool. I stood as center in the stadium as I could (players were signing autographers dead center) and imagined myself as a football player. Funny thing is all I could imagine is how fun it would be to be playing the game and the rest would seem so irrelevant. I remember playing shirtless, tackle football as a teenager. It felt good.
We let the kids run all over the stadium unattended. I was never nervous and they handled themselves well. Tommy eventually got bored and started being mean to his brother so he was separated. Bill let Tommy hold the money then would let the kids run around the stadium and after they left would remember "oh! Tommy's got the money!" which was quite humorous. Despite frequent restroom breaks Noah still wet his pants. I don't understand why or when it happened. He did have a 20 oz Coke which was probably a mistake but there weren't many other options.
We returned home and I had a moment of upset with Tommy for his rudeness and sent him to chill out on the porch and I got mad at Noah for lying about his pants. He doesn't understand that I don't get upsetting over the wetting of the pants but I get furious over lying. I need to take a lighter approach with all the kids. Overall I have backed off tremendously but I still have my moments.
A moment of forgetfulness
Just a note on parking. Right now we park the station wagon (which is beginning to have a transmission problem) in a gravel parking space level with the road in the front side yard. The Jeep (which has a dead starter) gets parked at the top of the driveway so that I can roll it down the hill, pop the clutch and get the engine going. Right now, we are borrowing one of Cathy's parents cars because they insisted I have something that started with a key for my last business trip (we haven't returned it yet because its been convenient and I want to wash it); that car moves twice a day. In the morning it blocks the station wagon so that the postman can get to the mailbox; in the afternoon it blocks the mailbox so that the station wagon can be used. Having it in the road has reducing the amount of traffic using our cove as a turn-a-round. Yesterday that car was parked in the grass in the middle of the cove.
After Cathy and Amy returned we had a break then loaded everyone back into the car. Started the Jeep and parked it on the other side of the loaner car in the grass (engine running of course or it wouldn't move again until I put a starter in it). We backed the station wagon down the driveway and attached the trailer then sped off to try to go to Sam's Wholesale club. Cathy realized that most things we would buy would be frozen and that it was a silly trip so we re-routed to meet her mother at Lowe's where she was buying a new grill. We decided to make a quick stop at Walmart for dry goods which proved a convenient rest stop for Noah then met Cathy's mother at Lowe's and secured the new grill in the Jeep. About .4 kilometers (1/4 mile) from Lowe's a piece of the grill blew off. Fortunely Cathy's mom was behind us and recovered the piece. Even more fortunately it did not hit her car. I am still furious with myself for allowing it to happen. I'm a much more skilled mover than that to make such a stupid mistake. The damage was superficial and to a hidden part so it is kinda irrelevant. We visited with Cathy's brother and sister in law (in town for the weekend) and her parents briefly then headed home. We arrived home and backed the trailer down the driveway, parked the station wagon then moved the Jeep back from the center of the cove to its position at the top of the driveway note: It sat in the middle of the road with the keys in the iginition and the engine running for about 4 hours unattended! Thank goodness we live in a low crime area!
Was too exhausted to do anything productive or even recreational and just passed out. Tis a shame as it was "Nosy Neighbor Awareness Day" and I could think of a couple of adult activities in the front and/or back windows or out on the trampoline that would have made for a fun celebration of just such a day!
Amy down for a nap. Wish I could have one.
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This Morning
Todo: Take Noah to soccer, Go to UT's Orange and White Game, work on house, work on cars, visit with relatives, play with new phone whenever possible.
Last Night
After dropping Cathy and Amy off at the house, I switched cars (this one has only stalled in traffic twice). Went to the lighting store to get our special halogen buibs for the bedroom but they were out. Spent a good deal of time discussing lighting of the house with the outside sales rep. When Cathy gives the ok, she will stop by the house and we will make a plan (similar to what I'm going to do with a landscaper). She also gave me a referral to a landscaper. From there I went to Cingular and griped fruther about how they made me suffer with terrible phones and I ended up walking out with two Motorola v400 phones! Wahoo! From there I went to Bi-lo for potatoes (for the kids potatoe guns) and ended up buying salmon and shrimp for dinner.
Had a terrific evening of fish, phones and fun!
Friday, April 16, 2004
New Airport Game! For the bored traveler you know have the ability to entertain yourself for hours. Compete against other travellers and have government paid referees determine the winner!
I feel like I need a refund of several years of my life for all the wasted time documenting conversations with employees, covering my ass documentation, and documenting political meetings with places like the school system.
Fort Campbell officer robs bank, surrenders Iraq sounds like such a fun place.
...climbed into his pickup truck and drove to the police department, where he turned himself in...
...the first one-story bank he had come across...
...was going to fire shots in the air and didn't want to hurt anybody...
...left the handgun in his truck...
...so police wouldn't shoot at him and so he wouldn't have to return fire...
Went to Cingular and paid $128 cell phone bill. Stared at phones, drooled, dilerated, left without a new phone.
Went to United Printing and got more boxes. One of Noah's scout buddy's (Will) Dad (Jeff) runs the business!
Returned home. Working on cover letter. My cover letters suck.
Scientists find new face on Turin shroud
Deane Hill man wins case with MPC The neighborhood of elitists is in the news again. After failing to close of roads used as "shortcuts" through their neighborhood, they now choose to attack a neighborhood that has run an accounting business from his home for 5 years.
Rare whales spotted for first time in 20 years. Giant cigarette-shaped thing now moving away from earth Thanks Fark
Women plan to protest as topless barber shop opens Aw come on! We are staring at them anyway! Why not uncover them?! I've wanted a topless barber shop since I was 12!
Ray Bradbury praises Pres. Bush's space plan; also says to ignore that gremlin on the plane wing looking in at you Too many good headlines by Fark today.
Sony's new 25 GB Blu-Ray Disc made of paper. Finally, we can smoke our video games Thanks to Fark for the headline.
a magnetic motor that consumed almost no electricity This sounds like it belongs in The Museum of Unworkable Devices (see the original post for earlier comments).
Thanks to My Likes and Dislikes for the link.
GW Bush
Tom Tomorrow on the President's speech --- I'm speechless!
Thanks to Whoa Mama! for the link.
Every sounds like a lie
Thanks to My Likes and Dislikes for the link.
The Out-of-TownerWhile Bush vacationed, 9/11 warnings went unheard. By Fred Kaplan Posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004, at 4:54 PM PT
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This Morning
Woke at 6:06! Whoa! Rushed upstairs to get the kids moving and prodded Tommy into getting dressed and doing math work. Ticked Sarah off by making her look at her day planner ( "I thought I only had to do that on Monday's!" ); trying to instill time management skills in her is going to be a royal pain ( "I don't check things off. I erase them when I'm done. If I don't erase them, well, I KNOW I've done it." ) Quizzed Noah briefly on his spelling words.
Carpooler wasn't ready either. Talked to Noah and Sarah in the car asking "so what do you do at your friends' houses when you spend the night." Sarah gives a brief answer followed quickly by "can we turn on the radio."
Amy certainly has a lot to say this morning.
Last Night/Afternoon
Picked Tommy up at school. I called him at 3:08 to tell him that I was on my way and he should not get on the bus. 15 minutes later I arrive at the school and he is still in the classroom unattended. The lady at the front desk was even taken back.
Tommy and I drove to the West Knoxville Travel Bug Hotel to find that the brandnew logbook has indeed disappeared. I hate vandals.
I then when to a cloth store and got permission for us to put out a box for Project Linus.
Tommy and I made it to STAR where he did very well.
On our return we stopped at Michael's and dropped off a letter for the management to see if we can leave a Project Linus box there. Then we went to Joanne's Etc and got permission to leave a box there.
For dinner we went to Rafferty's and ordered 3 racks of ribs to go. While they were preparing it, Tommy and I drove around. He declared "Let's go in Fantasy World!" (thinking it was a magic store) so I explained that it was a place that sold ladies underwear and dirty books and he changed his tune to "Let's put them out of business" so we had a brief discussion on captialism, morals and right from wrong. In the end he said, "ok. I just won't shop there" which was a great conclusion for him to draw. We went to Lowe's and looked at plumbing snakes and flowers. Happened to drive past a strip club on the way and because of Tommy's over reaction to the adult store and "not liking girls" I used it as an example to explain "it's ok to like girls. Some guys pay money to see girls take their clothes off" and left it brief not wanting to go into details except to mention that its very expensive. We picked up our ribs, headed to Weigel's for 2 gallons of milk, then home to enjoy a great meal.
Evening was battling with Tommy to actually complete some work. Then Cathy and I watched some Kingdom Hospital and fell into a deep sleep.
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Reassembled plumbing with Amy's help. It still backed up. I need to rent a more serious 2" snake (50.8mm) OR call in a plumber. Hmm...
I need to get dressed for errands.
Planning some travel? Some associates of mine have launched Kapuni Global Hotel Reservations for cheaper travel! Try Kapuni today!
Sent updated resume to both recruiters and new business contact.
Cleaned sink. Now ready to reassemble pipes.
Cooked BLTs...did I wash my hands?
Before I can reassemble the pipes I have one more length of pipe I want to clean out. Long blonde hair all over the place...hmmm.. I suspect I'll be snaking the pipes frequently for the next couple of decades.
Rant
Indian tribes sue to reclaim about a third of Colorado, but will settle for a single casino Thanks Fark for the headline!
I think this is ridiculous. Some of these Indian's asking for their land back are about as much Indian as I am Irish. Well the Irish were screwed in America too! I want justice. The Irish built most of Knoxville. I want a third of Knoxville but I'll settle for a nice office building!
Other stories like Cherokees get coveted Smokies land where the Great Environmentalist GW Bush gave 143 acres for the purpose of building schools (you watch how quickly the schools become casinos) irritate me to no end. Yes! Part of the construction of the Blue Ridge Parkway was an agreement that the lands would be handed over but over time I think the value of the National Park as a natural resource outweights the necessity to honor that deal and that compensation should have been made in other ways. Besides, all my maps are screwed now. There are also vast treasures to be found in the Smokies for the outdoor adverturer that gains the skills and permission to go off trail. Cabins can still be found with tables set, watches in place etc just as if someone had been living in them yesterday. Taking land from the Smokies destroys such history not to mention the environmental impact from the construction vehicles and human habitation of that 143 acres. It was an idiotic move.
Off the Wagon
Look! Jobs I can do in Iraq!
EMW has an immediate need for a Network Engineer to support US Military operations in Iraq.
ok. I think giving anyone that works in an IT department a "gun" is a bad idea!
Conduct interrogations, pre-brief and debrief preparation which includes researching, compiling, and preparing supporting material; prepare all-source target overview/summaries to include cultural, religious, and sociological factors; and identify information required for immediate processing and dissemination including support to ongoing and planned operations and force protection.
Category: Computers, Software
TN Delivers Live Weapons to Oklahoma (aka Lowe's Customer Bitten by Rattlesnake)
Osama bin Laden wants to make a deal with Europe
The Museum of Unworkable Devices is a fun place to visit. Within it ther are several places like the Gallery of Ingenious, but Impractical Devices This site is fun and irritating. I know just enough to believe that some of these devices should work and just enough to know why they don't.
In the 7th grade I did a science project on perpetual motion where I hooked a generator to a motor. The generator was started by a crank and was supposed to power the motor which would in turn power the generator and so forth. I was very steamed that I could not get this to work.
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This Morning
Awoke at 12:52am to a crying baby. She had moved from her bed to the hardwood floor. There is a soft mat near the bed that she could have chosen but instead was on the floor. I hugged her, gave her a fresh pacificer and put her back to sleep. At 5:50 she was crying again but from the bed this time. I brought her down to the crib and stirred the crew.
Last Night
Was more tired than I thought I was. Watched some of Groundhog Day with the wife. Went back to errands around the house then returned but didn't even make it through Futurama.
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
I took Noah to soccer practice. I really enjoy the time with Noah. I spent most of the time talking to a mother who's son is a first timer. She sounded a whole like like Cathy and I talking about Noah. She also complimented Noah's playing ability. Once again, evidence that Noah is just a normal all American 8 year old boy (8 next month).
You want fries with your Warchalk?
Wayport to Give McDonald's Wireless Internet Access McD's jumps into the WiFi world. Now you can blog while you eat!
Thrill Seeker Deprivation
American commercials have a long way to go before catching up with Danish commercials (not safe for work)
New bill may reinstate the draft for 2005
New bill may reinstate the draft for 2005 - The Guilfordian - World
In addition, the "Smart Border Declaration" of 2001 between the U.S. and Canada would monitor draft-dodgers from the U.S., implementing a "pre-clearance agreement" of people attempting to enter the country.
Link
New water doesn't get things wet
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This Morning
I am so paniced that I just don't want to get up. I wanted to hide in bed all day.
Awoke at 3:45, 5 and 6:06.
Sarah and Noah are moving good today. Sarah was completely prepared by 6:44! Tommy is trying hard to stay in bed. I told Tommy that Amy is asleep in Sarah's room and asked him to be extra quiet. So far he has made more noise than he normally does.
Yesterday/Last Night
I took Tommy to his psychologist group therapy appointment. Made several phone calls from there. The entire time I was having a problem relaxing and being calm. I ended up reading a book for a bit then getting into a great conversation about the school system and where our Aspie children will go in the 9th grade. Knox County Schools is completely unprepared to deal with our children.
Came home and prepared a preroasted chicken and corn on the cob for dinner. The wife went to a meeting. The kids were well behaved and cooperative despite Tommy's upset at having to do his homework. After Cathy returned home we got the kids to bed and went downstairs for card games and television.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Hot Dog Attack
I'm so proud to live in a state that can't figure out how to educate my child chosing instead to let him play Star Craft online (unsupervised) in his "spare time" yet they have time, energy and money to legalize the scraping of dead animals off the road for cooking and decide that it's legal to have an unrestrained dog in the back of a pickup truck.
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This Morning
I awoke at 1:45am and stirred the navy beans and hamhock cooking in the crock pot.
I awoke at 3am and stirred the navy beans and hamhock cooking in the crock pot.
I awoke at 5am and removed the bone then stirred the food cooking in the crock pot.
I awoke at 6:07am and decided to get the kids up. I slept on the couch for a few minutes then moved to the computer.
I'm sore. I'm tried. I'm stressed.
Monday, April 12, 2004
Cathy, the good wife, sent me out to destress. What a woman!
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This Morning
Woke at 7. Should have woken at 5 but I intentionally didn't set the alarm. Ran upstairs to get the garbage out then ran downstairs to get the screaming baby. She doesn't want to keep her clothes or diaper on. I've resorted to duct tape which for the moment is working. A friend also recommends "on emergency" putting the diaper on backwards. Gave Tommy his medicine.
Amy was insisting on trying to get under or over the gate at the top of the stairs. That door just may need to be closed if she keeps it up.
Breakfast is waffles. The only recycling we do is with the syrup container; when it empties, we refill from this giant container. Apparently someone threw away the small container. I'm irritated but not upset. I will question the kids only to teach not to scold.
The kids are home from school today for a teacher in-service. I'm hoping to use today as a marketing day for myself.
Sunday, April 11, 2004
I need to step away from the computer as I am not being productive..although I am having fun!
Ultimately in these experiments, the question that begs asking is "who does these measurements and how?"
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This Morning
I got up early to scrub the floors. Ew! Need to do that a little more often. Failed to make breakfast in time for everyone to run off to church.
I was throw off balance a little when it was announced that Amy was going to church. A part of me thought "great! We can get the eggs hidden and do some other things without Amy underfoot" Another part of me thought "hey? Shouldn't I be there for her first time in church?" It was very helpful. Tommy was too wacky to go and was refusing to get dressed for church despite his grandfather's pleas. So Tommy stayed home and played on the computer downstairs while Cathy and I hid eggs. I enjoy that sooo much!
Upon returning from church, Amy was given a brief headstart to understand the egg hunt game. Took her no time whatsoever to figure out what to do. Shortly she was cackling and having a great time with Granny holding her basket. The kids did a wonderful job finding all but 4 eggs without much help. The 6 prior to that had some hints but the final four became a game of "red hot."
Lunch was very fulfilling thanks to the grandparents and Honey Baked Ham. Afterwards the kids played and the adults napped.
Last Night
Tommy and I joined a friend of his (also Aspie), that friend's sister, that friend's dad, that friend's dad's friend for dinner and a movie. Pleasant evening!
Saturday, April 10, 2004
Tommy returned from his birthday party excursion needing attention.
Going to empty the trailer before the rain comes then move to clean the front yard and then the inside of the house.
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This Morning
I like getting up and making something of my day; however, one in a blue moon I would appreciate getting to sleep in a few extra minutes. This thought usually happens as I am struggling to get out of bed then I feel silly later after I'm moving.
This morning I got to enjoy watching "Static" with Noah. It was an episode that included the new and old Batman which thrilled me!
Time to give Cathy her computer back.
Yesterday
After returning home I got dressed and had planned a few hours working in the garage and yard. Cathy was fried and needed a break from Tommy's shenanigans so we packed up everyone except Tommy and went to the mall to play. Sarah scored some socks, we all had pretezles, Amy lost her blankie and I found it again, and overall we had a great time.
After the mall we enjoyed petting the puppies at PetSmart then were off to Bi-Lo to get 48 eggs for coloring for Easter.
At home, we boiled eggs, cooked chicken, colored eggs, Amy and I walked the neigborhood, Tommy went to his grandparents and Sarah went to midnight bowling (9pm-midnight). Cathy and I had good evening conversation.
Friday, April 09, 2004
Went to father-in-laws to pickup some stuff that wasn't there and talked pleasantly for an hour. We discussed computers, employment, screened in porches, decks and landscaping.
On the way out of his neighborhood, I observed a news van and the Publisher's Clearinghouse Prize Patrol delivering a check to a winner! They really do it like they show on the commercials!! I was blown away!
Went to Kinko's for a cool copy and observed a panic over a dog dying in a window with all the windows rolled up in today's heat. The person was found, the dog saved and many people verbally chided the offender.
Picked up dry cleaning.
Dropped off Tommy's prescriptions.
Returned home for battles with Tommy.
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This Morning
I didn't want get up. Drilling a hole in my head felt more inviting than getting up.
Got a waste of time meeting with my recruiter today. Have several opportunities I want to submit resumes for. Want to get downtown to the City County building which is probably closed today. Want to visit the Chamber of Commerce which is probably closed. Want to visit the Lottery Regional office which is probably closed. Want to find the manual to the Jeep and get the starter replaced. Want to get the wood that I spent so much effort chopping out of the neighbor's yard and stacked. Want to program, work on finances, clean and do construction on the house and landscape the yard.
Last Night/Afternoon
A flurry of activity. Cathy did a great job putting together a disc of pictures of Sarah for her school. One of the negatives of having digital photographs is non-digital people don't know what to do with them.
Tommy, Noah and I dropped the pictures off on our way to Star. During Star, Noah and I worked on Cub Scout achievements towards his Wolf. I feel like a bad dad since he probably should have had the Wolf already.
After Star (Tommy did great!) we drove to McDonald's for fast food dinner and brought it home. After a quick bite and Noah and I were off to scouts where I had a very pleasant conversation with one of the scouts grandfather as that scout's dad has been deployed to Iraq.
Home for a quick bout with the wife. Children to bed. Kingdom Hospital. Futurama then sleep.
Thursday, April 08, 2004
A police radar in Brussels recently stopped a car travelling at three times the speed of sound ...
The supersonic motorist was apparently let off with a warning.
Bush Ad Is "Troubling" Indeed
The President's ad recycles bogus claims, then tells only part of the story about Kerry's position on tax breaks for couples and children.
A Bush Cheney '04 ad released April 1 repeats several misleading claims that FactCheck.org has de-bunked before. It also adds something new, saying Kerry repeatedly opposed tax breaks for married couples and families -- breaks that Kerry has repeatedly and consistently said he would preserve.
Women who eat chocolate during pregnancy have happier babies. And umm...men allowed to drink beer and go to strip clubs during pregnancy make better fathers Thanks to Fark for the headline.
Everyone loves IKEA! Classy stuff. But check this out. It's their Fartfull.
For an extra giggle, read their "care instructions".
Thanks to BoingBoing where I discovered the link!
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Amy continues to shine having more than one person comment on her fantastic smarts in the dentist office.
The Simpsons' HouseSo, is some film studio doing a live version of The Simpsons? Is a fan just nuts? Did some CGI dude with too much time and some awesome software go nuts rendering this? Is this a stop on some studio tour?
Special Thanks to Plaintive Peach Ponders where I discovered the link.
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This Morning
Woke at 3:33. Thought that was significant and almost...almost!...got out of bed to try to get some work done. It's the only way I ever will so I have to start getting up around 3 or 4!
Woke again at 5. Then 6. Did not want to get out of bed.
Desire: Go backcountry camping.
Goals: I failed to acheive almost all my goals yesterday. Today's goals should be to accomplish yesterday's goals. MUST print some of Sarah's digital pictures (her school wants them on print so they can scan them in--stupid!). 3 eldest children have dental appointments today. I had wanted to spend this morning downtown at the City County Building and the Chamber of Commerce but I didn't get my p's and q's in order yesterday so it would be a waste of time. I'm so aggrivated with myself!
Last Night/Afternoon
Spent the latter part of the afternoon building a baby bed for Amy. She loved it! And at one point walked back to the room with the bed, laid down in it, covered herself up and went to sleep for a good couple of hours. She's such a big girl!
I had a meeting at Sarah's school to discuss their class trip. I'm going to chaperone. So far I'm the only dad. 24 boys going. I can handle that!
[The human mind is incredible. I just picked a candy sprinkle (like on a doughnut) up off the table. It's so tiny I could barely pick it up. But I was able to toss it 10 feet into the sink. I didn't see it fly or land but I heard it roll around in the sink. The toss was done effortlessly. Can you imagine the calculations that had to be going on for that to happen?]
I promised the boys a bonfire for roasting marshmellows so I instructed Tommy on how to build it then we lit it up and had a good ol' time. We roasted marshmellows, ordered pizza, had more marshmellows, got everyone bathed and to bed. I wanted some time to gather my thoughts but Cathy was bathing and Amy decided it wasn't bed time so she needed to play then slept in the crib.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Don't tick off the neighbors
I think that people today have s*&t for brains, are completely self-centered and absolultely have thrown Mrs
So I'm driving into my street. It's a cove. 7 houses. Unfortunately this causes a bunch of traffic from people thinking its a convenient turn-a-round. So, I've parked one of the cars strategically in the street so that people have to slow down and landscapers have to back up since their trailers can't make the turn.
My neighbor is having some kind of gathering and as I drive down the street returning from an errand one of their guests is preparing to leave in her convertible. She takes a final drag off her freshly lit cigarette and tosses it onto the road still burning. I ponder. I consider a reaction. I respond instead. I had moved my car to the right of the road so she could get by; I quickly move it to block her. I get out the car. Walk to the cigarette and crush it out. Pick it up. Slowly walk to the neighbor's trash can. Throw it away. And return to my car then drive past her into my driveway. I should have made and kept eye contact the whole time (my only regret). My typical response would have been to have a chat and hand the cigarette back to her but this approach felt right considering she was a friend of a likeable neighbor.
I suppose I could have waited until after she left but I like to make a point.
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Does anyone remember synchronizing watch alarms in school? I think it was probably high school but the digital watchs had become fashionable...oh man! remember those red led numbers? (that was probably middle school)...and I clearly recall leading people to set the alarms to all go off at a certain time during class. It was like a guaranteed moment of silence and starring from the teacher.
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This Morning
Slept like the dead! Did not want to get up this morning. The kids are moving sluggishly too.
Desires: Haul the rest of the wood from the neighbor's before the fruits of my labor wander off, work on the yard with a brush burn, find the Jeep manual and work on the Jeep, get income
Today's goals: Create a new business card design, create a marketing sheet, schedule a meeting with my recruiter (light a fire or fire him--one way or another there is going to be heat), study the MS Parter site to see how I could better be using it, Tommy's psychologist appointment, meeting at Sarah's school regarding 5th grade class trip, and finances.
Last Night
Watched deleted scenes and easter eggs from Futurama Season 1 with the wife.
Monday, April 05, 2004
Cooked hamburgers for dinner and did a fine job I might add. Couldn't have done it without the patty expertise of my wife Cathy Squarepants.
Blogging and then relaxing in bed next.
Ambivalence
Amy is looking in a mirror saying "baby" and kissing the mirror with a big "muwah."
- my house keys
- the bathroom caulk
- the two caulk guns
- my mind
- a job
- me
- the Haynes manual to fix the Jeep
- time
- most of my tools
- my sunglasses
- fingernail clippers (neither of the two)
I returned from the carpool run to see the bus sitting in front on the house. Assuming that Tommy was not noticing it I ran through the house looking for him but couldn't find him. He obviously was already on the bus.
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This Morning
This ridiculous Day Light Savings time has me getting up at 5:30 but the clock says its 6:30.
This morning will be rough. I expect the afternoon to be unproductive.
The things I should be doing at this exact moment: Getting trash to the curb. Putting the wood splitter into a returnable state (fuel cut off, splitter lowered and secured, full tank of gas). Moving the trailer. Working on Visio documents.
William H. Bonney: You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
I need to finish the game.
Other things that have to happen today: Meeting about the Zoo event. I feel like I've failed the event by not taking an active role. I've done nothing. This event was supposed to continue to grow. We made it monumental one year. I saw this growing into a two tent event and even possibly scattered throughout the zoo one day. Now I see it dying.
Sunday, April 04, 2004
I so wanted the yard or a portion of the yard preped for an Easter Egg hunt on Sunday. This week may have to be split 50/50 between yard and contract seeking. Well like 20 yard, 20 work, 30 childcare, 20 crisis management and 10 household and other misc.
There's a steak and a beer calling my name in the fridge.
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This Morning
Thanks to the wife for getting up before me and helping Amy and Tommy.
Arms are starting to feel the lifting but not really in a bad way.
I forgot about Day Light Savings this morning so I thought I was doing well on time to only realize I've lost an hour. I wish they'd do away with this Day Light Savings silliness. What Am I now? GMT -6. I was GMT -5 and set the clock ahead an hour so I guess that makes it GMT -4.
In the early stages of World War II, Congress decided to return the country to Daylight Saving Time in order to conserve energy. ...
Does this really apply anymore?
I think I will start the day with breakfast, caulking the bathroom then wood splitting.
Saturday, April 03, 2004
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This Day
Action packed!
Started the day off with cleaning the bathroom. Scrubbed the diaper pail (nasty) and the toilet (nastier).
Preped to go to Noah's soccer game and backed our station wagon into the grandparents car that they've temporarily loaned us. I was so completely pissed off with myself that I yelled at everyone, cursed, drove angrily (albeit, it was fast my family was never in danger), yelled unjustly at Tommy, then stormed away from everyone for a 15 minute walk--what I really needed was a 2 hour hike in the mountains. I used to be so together. This was inexcusable! Accidents of this type should never occur and my loss of temper was intolerable also. The grandparents car was absolutely undamaged; not even a scratch. The station wagon has a small dent that I think I can pop out and a hairline crack in the tail light. I'm sure that if I had it professionally repaired it would be between $400-800 but we won't do that. I still can't figure out what caused the dent. It lines up with the plastic taillight of the other car.
Noah's soccer game was one of the best he's ever played. And he got to be goalie! His goal tending was good, his defense on the ball and his offensive aggressive for a change! I started the long uphill battle of trying to mend things with Cathy.
After soccer we buzzed off to the mall to get the cookie for the birthday girl that would be at the Girl Scout bowling. A quick run to the house for non-mud stained jeans for Cathy.
We spent the next 3 hours at the bowling alley with deafening music blaring. There were a total of 14 of us: Tommy, Noah, Amy, Cathy and myself, 4 sorority girls, and 6 girl scouts (one being Sarah). It was chaos and Amy disappeared on us once (that was scary). The noise and lights were enough to make a stable person go mad so I fully expected a melt down from Tommy. Instead he was together and well behaved. Everyone had a blast. Amy did a bunch of solitary dancing then some dancing with me as she tried to sleep on my shoulder. At one point they played a Who cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" but its obviously not The Who so I ask the 16 year old dj "I know this isn't The Who. Who sings this?" He replies "Limp Bizkit" Then careful adds "It's called 'Behind Blue Eyes'" For a moment there I wanted to smack him on the head and say "Sonny, let me tell you sumtin about dis here song!" I'm certain that he heard the only word he heard out of the first part of my question "I know this isn't The Who" was "who".
After bowling the kids and I scrubbed the bathroom floor. Didn't get around to caulking the sink but that's not far off.
Next the kids and I split wood, lots of it! We filled the trailer with it and still have much piled, much more unsplit and all the wood in our yard. It will be a long day tomorrow. Each of the kids worked very hard. As I was trying to free the trailer from the hitch on the car (the weight of the wood fighting me), Sarah brough Amy outside and I didn't need the distraction and thought it too dangerous and after I asked nicely that she take Amy back inside and she refused I got indignant and yelled but I really wasn't in a position to have a nice little discussion about the situation. I still should not have handled it so poorly. So, after the healing from the morning I was back to having an irritated Cathy.
We took the kids to the grandparents for dinner and watched old Jimmy Stewart movies then returned home to get a fire going, blog and passout.
Despite the loss of temper and the new dent in the car it was a pretty good day.
Friday, April 02, 2004
Later I was on the phone to Air Quality control (burn permit), Environmental Safety (mosquitoe control for the neighborhood), the party company regarding our may event and the middle school principal and gym coach regarding Tommy's hostile environment.
I got a haircut, dropped by Office Depot to pickup Cathy's copies, dropped by the bowling alley to confirm the girlscout event tomorrow, went to the Gateway store to see if the closing had any good specials on--no such luck, went to Home Depot, then the bank, then the rental company.
Finally I returned home to start splitting an impossible amount of wood for a single person to handle.
Now she cries because her baby doll doesn't fit in a box she's aquired. Oh. All better. She made it work.
She is playing happily with her doll. Some of her cutest words for me are when she says "Uh oOH!"
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This Morning
I slept very well. Had vivid dreams. The memorable ones were of Cathy and I working together on something and letting Noah use a sailboat to get all over either Tennessee or perhaps the whole United States. We used a GPS to track where he was and I was happy he was "getting to do things I couldn't."
For some inexplicable reason, I woke at 2:55 as I do many mornings. I almost got up to do creative writing on the blogs. I felt like I had a couple of hours to spare and that I have a couple of hours of writing I want to do. Instead I returned to sleep and woke again at 5 then hung out inbetween waking and sleeping in a semiconscious state and spent an hour telling myself to get out of bed.
Noah, the morning person, got himself up at 6am and as I was getting dressed came to check on me and make sure I was awake. He is such a great child!
Worked on Cathy's printer. Gave Tommy his medicine at 6:20 and am now enjoying the writing.
Today's goals: Get a haircut at 11:30 then rent a log splitter. Time permitting replace the starter in the Jeep. The afternoon is to be spent cutting wood. Saturday day is girlscout bowling and something else then Saturday afternoon and evening splitting wood. And all day Sunday is to be spent splitting wood. Then the rest of the week Tommy can help me stack it. A 2nd strong adult would really be helpful this weekend.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Cathy and I did some banking (that felt good!) It's not nearly enough and there is no more in sight at the moment but it felt good to make a deposit and know that some bills will be paid.
Next I pick Tommy up from school and he stank. He obviously didn't wear deoderant today and had the smell teenager in full effect. So on the way to Star I stopped to get Tommy a drink and deoderant which was a good choice. He rode at Star but was rude, argumentative, and at one point dangerous. They could have kicked him out on the spot but was given a firm warning. I want him to get his act together. He could go very far with Star and I think he enjoys it. On the ride to Star Tommy informed me of more abuse in gym class; granted, he may have asked for it but I put a call into the school to see what will happen.
We went from Star to IHOP and had breakfast for dinner. I enjoy taking my family out to eat. And they were relatively well behaved.
Returned home and played on the computer but now must pass out.
First off, I want to say that I'm listing this for 2 reasons. 1) the video foot is astounding and 2) MSNBC's user interface is a very smart way to force viewing of commercials in order to see the video.
Drunken redneck crashes truck into gas pump and caues explosion. Luckily, it was caught on security cameras (with video) (thanks Fark for the headline)
A surveillance videotape shows a truck slamming into a gas pump outside a convenience store. The driver then drove away as the pump exploded.
Sarah says "I know another" and that she woke up in the middle of the night wondering where she was and went back to her room.
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This Morning
Woke at 5am and almost got out of bed! Woke again at 6:05. Spent the next 10 minutes making 2 gallons of chocolate milk. Woke the children. Now I'm going to check my shares at Blogshares
Noah watched the chocolate milk pour into his cereal and waited a few moments then put it away and said "Cool, the milk's turning brown." I decided to hold my tongue.
Last Night
Tried unsuccessfully to move the children around in their beds. Noah would be in Tommy's bed, Tommy would be in Sarah's bed and Sarah would be in Noah's bed. We'd hoped it would cause much confusion in the morning for April Fools. Noah was the only one that didn't wake while we were trying to move them so we ended up with Sarah in Noah's bed saying "Why am I here?" (she later moved herself back to her own bed), Noah made it to Tommy's bed and Tommy just groggily said "hi dad."
Stayed up with the wife watching Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital and tried to stay up for
