She says: "Why haven't you gotten the paper?"
He retorts: "I haven't been outside yet."
She ponders.
She says: "I wonder if Sarah's glasses got returned [to the mailbox] last night."
He hears: "Get your lazy ass out and get the paper! Bring in the glasses while you are at it!"
He submits.
They have happy marriage!
"The secret to a happy life is a happy wife!"
