- Has the shakes
- Spends enourmous amounts of money on their stuff
- Sacrifices friends and family for their stuff
- Gets irritable when they don't get enough stuff
- Always wants better stuff often researching in great detail techniques for better stuff
- Loses sleep for habit
- Has caused relationship problems resulting in therapy or divorce due to habit
- Often thinks of giving up stuff
- Frequently has bloodshot eyes
- Talks to their stuff
- Wants a bigger pipe
- Honestly believes they can't have enough
- Always thinking of new ingenius ways to use their stuff
- Alienates self to only relating to other junkies
Forget Reality Television; Forget Ed TV; Forget The Truman Show--try "Reality ME!" The entries below follow me throughout my day. Try on my shoes... This blog will document my success or failure on handling the daily challenges. Originally started as an anonymous pessimistic following of a difficult situation (ergo the poorly named cursed-juggler), this writing has turned into a pleasurable medium to inform friends and family and make new friends.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Junkies
How would you judge a person with the following traits: